hobo free throw

My favorite part of the bus ride down P street is watching a hobo who likes to shoot foul shots. He's a regular at the courts, playing alone in shoddy clothes which sag below the waistline. He makes his way to the foul line without dribbling, stares at the hoop and lines up a shot. The ball releases from his right hand and lands in the net. The bum walks slowly to retrieve the ball, bends over to pick it up and reveals nearly half of his ass in the process. He then returns to the foul line and takes the same one-handed shot. He always makes it.