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black bean hummus baby

There's a baby who comes into the restaurant that loves black bean hummus. One day, the kitchen staff nearly poisoned her by placing butter on her sandwich, when she has a severe allergy to dairy products. The baby's parents had it out with the management, and we figured they would not return. But the baby loves black bean hummus so much that they came back and continue to frequent the restaurant. Her mother says that when she sees the restaurant, she gets excited. When the baby eats, black beans are slopped all over her smiling three-toothed face, and she is in bliss.

Alan Toth